What a way to wake up (Elmo's adventures with tilting guy)

A guy started tilting on my $100 buyin 6-max table this morning. Big time! He lost a couple modest pots, then I see him push 53s for $140 to steal the blinds (he showed). He started pushing every hand. I had never seen anything like this in NL. I was stunned. I have seen people tilt by pushing trash, but usually they leave. He would lose, but kept reloading, and kept talking trash!

He slowed down a bit, and was only pushing the first 2/3 of hands first in. So it is folded to me on the button and I get 99. I figure limping looks more suspicious than raising, so I raised and he pushed. Naturally, I called. When his T3o did not hit …

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: HTML)



UTG ($99)

Hero ($100)

SB ($107.60)

BB ($169)



Preflop: Hero is Button with 9d, 9c.

1 fold, Button raises to $3, SB raises to $107.6, 1 fold, Hero calls $97 (All-In).



Flop: ($201) 5d, 7s, 7c (2 players, 1 all-in)



Turn: ($201) Jd (2 players, 1 all-in)



River: ($201) 2c (2 players, 1 all-in)



Final Pot: $201.01

In another couple hands, I get AJ

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) [url=http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php]Hand History Converter Tool[/url] from [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com]FlopTurnRiver.com[/url] (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($106.35)
Hero ($199)
UTG ($92.40)
Button ($167.50)

[b]Preflop:[/b] Hero is BB with [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/ad.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/jc.gif[/img].
[color=#CC3333]UTG raises to $92.4[/color], [color=#666666][i]2 folds[/i][/color], Hero calls $91.40.

[b]Flop:[/b] ($185.30) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/qs.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/js.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/2h.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]Turn:[/b] ($185.30) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/2c.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]River:[/b] ($185.30) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/td.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]Final Pot:[/b] $185.30

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
Hero has Ad Jc (two pair, jacks and twos).
UTG has Kh Jd (two pair, jacks and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $185.30. [/color]



Now with triple the buyin stack, I find AQ a few hands later.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) [url=http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php]Hand History Converter Tool[/url] from [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com]FlopTurnRiver.com[/url] (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($106.35)
Hero ($288.90)
UTG ($100)
Button ($167.90)

[b]Preflop:[/b] Hero is BB with [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/ad.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/qh.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $1.50.
[color=#CC3333]UTG (poster) raises to $99.5[/color], [color=#666666][i]2 folds[/i][/color], Hero calls $98.50.

[b]Flop:[/b] ($200) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/2s.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/7c.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/jd.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]Turn:[/b] ($200) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/4s.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]River:[/b] ($200) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/8h.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]Final Pot:[/b] $200

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
Hero has Ad Qh (high card, ace).
UTG has Qs 6d (high card, queen).
Outcome: Hero wins $200. [/color]





Alas, you can’t win them all …

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) [url=http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php]Hand History Converter Tool[/url] from [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com]FlopTurnRiver.com[/url] (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($509.70)
BB ($100)
Hero ($476.75)
MP ($101.50)
CO ($108.50)
Button ($96.65)

[b]Preflop:[/b] Hero is UTG with [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/as.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/8s.gif[/img].
Hero calls $1, [color=#CC3333]MP raises to $101.5[/color], [color=#666666][i]4 folds[/i][/color], Hero calls $100.50.

[b]Flop:[/b] ($204.50) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/9d.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/qs.gif[/img], [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/7d.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]Turn:[/b] ($204.50) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/td.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]River:[/b] ($204.50) [img]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/tc.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players)[/color]

[b]Final Pot:[/b] $204.50

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
Hero has As 8s (one pair, tens).
MP has Ah Ks (one pair, tens).
Outcome: MP wins $204.50. [/color]

Overall, I won almost 3 buyins from this guy! What a way to start a day, as for our friend? Well, a picture is worth a thousand dollars, um, I mean words.